Thank you for making any attempt to eat asparagus, from now until the end of time, incredibly awkward.
I will admit your cover did get my attention, so good job at that.
|I could watch this woman eat all day.|
But seeing those luscious lips preparing to do dirty, dirty things to those asparagus spears has forever scarred me. Maybe it just shows that my mind, like many others, resides in the gutter 90% of the time.