Thursday, September 06, 2012

Dear Newsweek:

Thank you for making any attempt to eat asparagus, from now until the end of time, incredibly awkward.

I could watch this woman eat all day.
I will admit your cover did get my attention, so good job at that.
But seeing those luscious lips preparing to do dirty, dirty things to those asparagus spears has forever scarred me. Maybe it just shows that my mind, like many others, resides in the gutter 90% of the time.



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